{"id":987,"date":"2012-11-23T16:39:02","date_gmt":"2012-11-23T16:39:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/breves.lavigilanta.info\/?p=987"},"modified":"2012-11-23T16:39:20","modified_gmt":"2012-11-23T16:39:20","slug":"987","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/breves.lavigilanta.info\/?p=987","title":{"rendered":"Veo los carteles de la pel\u00edcula F\u00e8nix 1123…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Veo los carteles de la pel\u00edcula F\u00e8nix 1123 y no puedo sino frotarme los ojos. Madre m\u00eda, a d\u00f3nde vamos a parar.<\/p>\n

La pel\u00edcula narra la vida de \u00c8ric Bertran, que en 2004 siendo un adolescente de 14 a\u00f1os no se le ocurri\u00f3 otra cosa que liarse a enviar mensajes de texto (SMS) a empresas (DIA, Pascual, etc.) amenaz\u00e1ndolos con violencia en nombre de un “ej\u00e9rcito” si no etiquetaban sus productos en catal\u00e1n.<\/p>\n

Surprise, surprise! Un d\u00eda se plantaron los GEOs en su casa y le aplicaron la ley antiterrorista. Si yo hubiese sido su madre, primero alentaba a los GEOs a que le aplicasen la ley antiterrorista pero bien aplicada y despu\u00e9s le hubiese dado un par de hostias, por gilipollas y por meter a la familia en semejante l\u00edo.<\/p>\n

Ahora resulta que\u00a0 se hace una pel\u00edcula para encumbrar a semejante “iluminado” a h\u00e9roe de la lucha del pueblo catal\u00e1n (ese cuya voluntad defiende el nuevo mes\u00edas<\/a>).<\/p>\n

Hablemos de otro Eric que viv\u00eda en una ciudad llamada Columbine<\/a>. Anda que no hay gente con la vida destrozada a quien le hubiese encantado que se hubiese plantado un pelot\u00f3n SWAT (o sea, los GEOs de EEUU) en la puerta de su casa la ma\u00f1ana fat\u00eddica que fue al instituto por \u00faltima vez.<\/p>\n

\u00bfQu\u00e9 no existe ning\u00fan personaje ejemplar en Catalunya a quien admirar? Miren, hasta acepto pulpo y propongo a un futbolista. Propongo a Oleguer Presas, que tuvo las narices de decir que no a una convocatoria de la selecci\u00f3n espa\u00f1ola por no traicionar sus ideales.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Veo los carteles de la pel\u00edcula F\u00e8nix 1123 y no puedo sino frotarme los ojos. Madre m\u00eda, a d\u00f3nde vamos […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-987","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-status"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/breves.lavigilanta.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/987","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/breves.lavigilanta.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/breves.lavigilanta.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/breves.lavigilanta.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/breves.lavigilanta.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=987"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/breves.lavigilanta.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/987\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":990,"href":"https:\/\/breves.lavigilanta.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/987\/revisions\/990"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/breves.lavigilanta.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/breves.lavigilanta.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/breves.lavigilanta.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}