{"id":824,"date":"2012-10-01T21:42:52","date_gmt":"2012-10-01T21:42:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/breves.lavigilanta.info\/?p=824"},"modified":"2012-10-01T21:42:52","modified_gmt":"2012-10-01T21:42:52","slug":"you-know-youve-been-a-program-manager-too-long-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/breves.lavigilanta.info\/?p=824","title":{"rendered":"You Know You’ve Been a Program Manager Too Long When …"},"content":{"rendered":"

via Herding Cats http:\/\/herdingcats.typepad.com\/my_weblog\/2012\/09\/you-know-youve-been-a-program-too-long-when-.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+typepad%2FHerdingCats+%28Herding+Cats%29:<\/p>\n

\n
    \n
  1. You insist that you do some more
    \nmarket research before you and your spouse produce another
    \nchild.<\/li>\n
  2. You ask the waiter what the
    \nrestaurant’s core competencies are.<\/li>\n
  3. You decide to reorganize your
    \nfamily into a “team-based organization.”<\/li>\n
  4. You believe you never have any
    \nproblems in your life, just “issues” and “improvement opportunities.”<\/li>\n
  5. You write executive summaries on your love letters.<\/li>\n
  6. Your Valentine’s Day cards have
    \nbullet points<\/li>\n
  7. You celebrate your wedding anniversary by conducting a performance review.<\/li>\n
  8. You explain to your bank manager
    \nthat you prefer to think of yourself as “highly leveraged” as opposed
    \nto “in debt.”.<\/li>\n
  9. You
    \ncan explain to somebody the difference between
    \n“re-engineering,\u201d “downsizing,”
    \n“rightsizing,” and “firing people.”.<\/li>\n
  10. You refer to dating as test
    \nmarketing.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    From PEO\/SYSCOM Commanders Conference, November 1-2, 2011.<\/p><\/div>\n

    \n<\/a>\n<\/div>\n

    <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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